How to beat up your nan?

My nan is 43 and she does martial arts and she bullys me all the while.. does any one know any technique for me to defend myself against my nan? help needed fast please otherwise i will die.How to beat up your nan?
I suggest you go cry in a corner , you get beaten up by your nan and admit it . Do you have any pride or Dignity or Balls for that matter ??How to beat up your nan?
Wait until she starts the scarecrow on fire, then throw a bucket of water at him but ';accidently'; miss and soak her, then kick back, point at her, and laugh as she screams ';I'M MELTING I'M MELTING';
Hey kid,





Tell your Mom about your complain because they are the one who hire your nan, this section cannot help you because it's too personal to carry over, beating up your nan is not a solution and if no one take an action then tell it to the marines, LOL.





Smile
1st question I have, what is a ';nan';? Is that a nanny?





And if she's really abusing you to the level you believe you will die, then you must immediately report this to the authorities. Perhaps it's true, perhaps not, but if you truly believe it to be a danger report it and let the authorities investigate and figure out what to do from there.





There is no way for you to train to defend yourself in any amount of time to prevent yourself from being abused by some one older and better trained.
I think you need to get your nan to take care of that camel, bear, and house cat that have been bothering you. Then when she's tired, lead her to those nasty grizzly bears and donkeys who can finish her off.